Tango & Cash

Gabriel Cash:
Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.

Yves Perret:
Rats in a maze, trapped in a cage.

Ray Tango:
Rambo? Rambo's a p*ssy.

Ray Tango:
My contribution to birth control.

Gabriel Cash:
You don't know anything about electricity, do you?

Ray Tango:
No.

Gabriel Cash:
As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted.

Gabriel Cash:
Um, right?

Ray Tango:
I don't know.

Gabriel Cash:
I don't either.

Gabriel Cash:
When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out.

Ray Tango:
With a tow truck.

Ray Tango:
When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.

Gabriel Cash:
I'll bring the chainsaw.

Ray Tango:
I'll bring the beer.

Gabriel Cash:
This has got to be a mistake. What do you think?

Ray Tango:
I think my underwear is riding into my throat.

Car owner:
I believe in Perestroijka.

Gabriel Cash:
Welcome to America.

Ray Tango:
I think that with your IQ, you're unarmed and still VERY dangerous.

Gabriel Cash:
Don't you think you're getting a little radical here?

Ray Tango:
What's radical?

Gabriel Cash:
Blowing a man's head off with a hand grenade is a touch much, don't you think?

Ray Tango:
You got your way - I got mine.

Gabriel Cash:
Come on, maybe he doesn't know anything.

Ray Tango:
I don't really care.

Ray Tango:
I've got good news and bad news.

Gabriel Cash:
What's the bad news?

Ray Tango:
We're almost out of gas.

Gabriel Cash:
What's the good news?

Ray Tango:
We're ALMOST out of gas.

Gabriel Cash:
I don't think there's a golf course.

Gabriel Cash:
I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R...

Ray Tango:
What's F.U.B.A.R.?

Gabriel Cash:
F***ed-Up Beyond All Recognition.

Yves Perret:
Oh, God. Ray Tango. How he loves to dance. He waltzes in and takes all my drugs, then tangos back out again.

Gabriel Cash:
Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge.

Yves Perret:
Ah, the infamous Cash and Tango. Dishonored. Imprisoned. Such a shameful fall from glory.

Ray Tango:
And who are you?

Yves Perret:
Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you very much.

Gabriel Cash:
You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my f***in' head off and use it for a f***in' basketball? You can bowl with the motherf***er for all I care. Just don't let HIM do it. I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF. I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff.

Ray Tango:
Captain?

Capt. Holmes:
Is this the way you screen all your guests?

Ray Tango:
Why just use your Plan A?

Gabriel Cash:
Because it's a hell of a lot better than your Plan B, which you don't even have.

Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski:
What's widdya friend?

Gabriel Cash:
He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe.

Ray Tango:
I DO miss my wardrobe.

Gabriel Cash:
You know, it's a free country, Tango.

Ray Tango:
Yeah.

Gabriel Cash:
And people are free to do whatever they want.

Ray Tango:
So?

Gabriel Cash:
Well, your sister is very, very free.

Ray Tango:
I'm going to kill you.

Ray Tango:
Pleasure doing time with ya.

Gabriel Cash:
Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower.

Gabriel Cash:
Nice to see your underwear problem is solved.

Ray Tango:
I noticed. And Cash? You can stop holding your stomach.

Gabriel Cash:
This is the tape that's gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got?

Ray Tango:
I got a quarter of four.

Ray Tango:
Oh sh*t, it's Conan.

Gabriel Cash:
What?

Ray Tango:
It's Conan.

Gabriel Cash:
Are we gonna get F.U.B.A.R now?

Ray Tango:
What the hell is F.U.B.A.R?

Gabriel Cash:
You'll see.

Gabriel Cash:
You broke that jaw?

Ray Tango:
He deserved it.

Ray Tango:
Here.

Gabriel Cash:
Aw, c'mon, how come yours is bigger than mine?

Ray Tango:
Genetics, peewee.

Gabriel Cash:
No, no, wait! I got it! It's Lopez!

Cop:
Dikes on bikes, huh captain?