Tapeheads

FBI Man #1:
Remember what we did to Jello Biafra?

Mo Fuzz:
All good things come in threes.

Josh Tager:
It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes.

Ivan Alexeev:
You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.

Samantha Gregory:
I thought we had a professional relationship.

Ivan Alexeev:
So I'll pay.

Ivan:
You, you've got no ambition! You're content just existing! You need what I've got, brother.

Josh:
Herpes?

Ivan:
Anybody else who'd save Pablo Casales - perhaps the greatest cellist in the world with the possible exception of Yo-Yo Ma - from a fiery car wreck on Sunset Boulevard would be bragging about it, but not Josh. He didn't want to spoil the 11 o'clock news for you.

Norton:
Don't bullshit me. I'm a big cello fan! Casales died years ago!

Norman Mart:
Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?

Mo Fuzz:
This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba.

Mo Fuzz:
I know you want to work for Mo Fuzz. And Mo Fuzz wants you to. But first, I'm going to need to you do something for me... on spec.

Ivan Alexeev:
Josh, losing those jobs is the best thing that ever happened to us! We're free to pursue our destiny!

Josh Tager:
What, abysmal failure?

Ivan Alexeev:
Negativity festers in you, man!

Josh Tager:
Stupid. Inane. Vapid. Mind-rot. Stench. Pabulum.

Ivan Alexeev:
Yeah, it's all right!

Ivan Alexeev:
I'm gonna make him eat that syllable.

Ivan Alexeev:
You know, Josh, in primitive societies, after they sever the umbilical cord, they eat the placenta in a ritualistic ceremony

Ivan Alexeev:
Want a bite?

Belinda Mart:
You like it?

Josh Tager:
Like it? What is it?

Belinda Mart:
I call it..."Destruction Of Art."

Josh Tager:
Look, Ivan... I hope you're not putting too much faith in me. I don't even know if I ...

Ivan Alexeev:
"IF"? Instant Failure! "FEAR" - False Evidence Appearing Real! We've talked about this!

Belinda Mart:
Ivan, why aren't you helping Josh set up the equipment?

Ivan Alexeev:
He's an artist. He's hands-on. You know what I do? I use my selling techniques to give my artist friend the personal freedom he needs. Freedom, choices, possibilities. That's what I'm about. The boring administrative stuff, you know? I envy him.

Ivan Alexeev:
Can you get me another drink?

Belinda Mart:
Sure.