Tarzoon, la honte de la jungle

Brutish:
If I ever get my hands on that f***ing son of a b*tch who built that f***ing plane, I swear I'll rip his goddamn f***ing face off! [observes the scenery] Jesus Christ where the f*** are we?, we're in the worst goddamn f***ing sh*t hole I've ever seen!

Brutish:
[after his assistant has been eaten by the Munchers] Hey what the f*** is going on here? The goddamn cage has gotten so goddamn heavy that I can hardly carry the goddamn f***ing thing!, the sooner I get out of this goddamn sh*t hole the better, this f***ing heat is un f***ing believable, this f***ing place is the a**hole of the goddamn f***ing univoise! [gets eaten by the Munchers] [now a skeleton] The goddamn f***ing insects in the goddamn f***ing swamp, in the goddamn f***ing rain in the goddamn murderous sun, goddamnit! [dies]

Shame:
Africa... where the web of life is spun from cheaper thread!

Shame:
Africa... where elephants have a graveyard and men are left to rot where they fall!

Shame:
Africa... where pestilence, carnage, and rapine are not disasters but a way of life!

Shame:
Africa... dark flame that lures the ruthless human moths who lust for easy riches!

Shame:
Africa... home of the fierce t'ungala warriors who have no word for "mercy"... or "wheel" or "calendar" or "disinfectant" or "light bulb", "printing press", "steam engine", "fork", "can opener", "telescope", "toiler paper", slow down, you're rolling it too fast! I can't read it if you roll it so fast!

Shame:
That's better.

Shame:
It is written that a wise man was once asked "What are the four principle products of Africa?" and, without hesitation he replied, "Gold, ivory, diamonds, and blood!"