Teacher's Pet

Spot/Scott:
What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.

Mr. Jolly:
AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.

Pretty Boy:
It's just your reflection.

Mr. Jolly:
Oh... AAAAAIE.

Spot/Scott:
Time sure flies when you're changing species.

Ivan Krank:
It's alive. IT'S ALIVE. That's a good start.

Spot/Scott:
I wanna be a boy.

Pretty Boy:
Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?

Mr. Jolly:
It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?

Pretty Boy:
Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!

Mr. Jolly:
Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.

Ivan Krank:
Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!

Mr. Jolly:
Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.

TV Actress:
John.

TV Actor:
Marsha.

TV Actress:
John.

TV Actor:
Marsha.

Spot/Scott:
Yawn. Mush-a.

Spot/Scott:
I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.

Pretty Boy:
I ain't no fairy.

Mr. Jolly:
Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside. (whimpers)

Spot/Scott:
Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.

Spot/Scott:
Hey I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here.