Teen Beach Movie

[overhearing the diabolical plot of a pair of movie villains]

McKenzie:
[sarcastically] And this thing never won an Oscar.

Brady:
You wouldn't take out a girl just because she's a biker?

Seacat:
The tide wouldn't take a girl just because she's a biker.

McKenzie:
Remember that movie about the robot who drank liquor from an abandoned spaceship, turned into a vampire middle school teacher who taught the entire school how to salsa dance, and then went on to win the regional championship?

Brady:
Yeah.

McKenzie:
That movie made more sense than this.

Brady:
So all you guys do around here is hang, eat and, surf?

Tanner:
Is there any other way?

Brady:
Sounds perfect.

[while he and McKenzie are captured by Les Camembert]

Brady:
It could be worse. At least my favorite movie wasn't "Tarantulas on a Train."

McKenzie:
You know what I have never done?

Lela:
Eaten a rock? Kissed a squirrel?

McKenzie:
All exciting things, but no.

Brady:
I know karate! And, like, two other Japanese words.

[stuck inside the lighthouse with the machine about to blow up]

Dr. Fusion:
I can't even imagine a scenario where this works out well for us.

[Dr. Fusion and Camembert are stuck on a floating device in the middle of the ocean after being blown out from the lighthouse]

Les Camembert:
I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends.

Dr. Fusion:
Movie? What movie?

Les Camembert:
Glad you asked. It seems we're all in this movie, and we're the villains.

Dr. Fusion:
Intriguing. [takes off his fake mustache] Tell me more.

Brady:
You know what we should do?

McKenzie:
Surf?

Brady:
Sing! [the two of them and a bunch of other people break out in a dance and song number]

Lela:
We're gonna surf.

Tanner:
What, you like to surf?

Lela:
I know! It's like riding a cloud. Except the cloud is water.

Tanner:
No way! I said the same thing! Except, well... Not right now.

Lela:
I know that Bikers aren't supposed to like surfing, but I don't care. Oh, my gosh. I don't care!

Tanner:
You don't? Hey, you know what?

Lela:
No, I don't know that either.

Tanner:
I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.

Lela:
Are you serious?

Tanner:
No, I'm Tanner.

Lela:
I grew up riding.

Tanner:
Is that why you're... stunning as a moon, lighteth up a day?

Lela:
Who said that?

Tanner:
I just did.

Lela:
Wow, I really like your low voice.

Tanner:
Thanks. I can do HIIIIGH too.