Teen Witch

Polly:
Look at how funky he is!

Rhet:
A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong!

Rhet:
[singing] I'm hot... and you're not... but if you want to get with me I'll give it one shot, TOP THAT!

Ms. Molloy:
The leads are Brad and... Kiki, Duncan will play the King, and Louise will be the assistant costume mistress!

Richie Miller:
I took the liberty of ironing your homework.

Brad Powell:
Where are all your chairs?

Louise Miller:
[about the disgusting pizza Richie is preparing] This is disgusting! You better clean this mess up before mom gets home.

Richie Miller:
I don't have to.

Louise Miller:
I am telling you, I don't want to listen to her yell at you. You are an unbelievable pig!

Richie Miller:
I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.

Louise Miller:
No! I'm rubber YOUR glue whatever YOU call me sticks back on YOU!

Richie Miller:
You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!

[after he says this, Richie turns into a dog]

Richie Miller:
Nobody's comin' to your sweet sixteen party Louise.

Madame Serena:
You have the power to make anything you want happen.

Louise Miller:
Can I make him love me.