Teenage Catgirls in Heat

Ralph:
Do you eat rodents?

Cleo the Cat:
Mice, yes. Chipmunks, sometimes. No rats! They give me gas.

Ralph:
So, what do we do if we actually catch one?

Warren:
We interrogate 'em. Find out where their meeting place is, what they know about this statue.

Ralph:
OK. Do you speak to them in cat or do they speak English like Mr. Ed?

Warren:
After twenty years, I can tell by their reactions whether the answer is yes or no.

Ralph:
And what have you found out?

Warren:
Well, I think I've been asking the wrong questions.

Ralph:
My last girlfriend was psychic. She kept accusing me of things I hadn't done yet.

Warren:
This has gotta be some lunatic with a backpack full of cat heads.

Ralph:
Jesus! Suicidal Egyptian cat cults?