Tell It to the Marines

Marine Major:
Burns, are you an American citizen?

Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns:
Sure! Do I look like a Persian?

Marine Major:
Ever been married?

Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns:
Not me! I'm America's sweetheart!

Marine Major:
Ever been in jail?

Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns:
Well, Maje old kid... now I'm a Marine.

Marine Major:
You're damned right you are! Stand up!

Sgt. O'Hara:
Terrible!

Sgt. O'Hara:
Madden, put a uniform on this! Try to make it look human!

Sgt. O'Hara:
Don't shoot him before we find out where his parents live.