Terror of Tiny Town

The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson):
Seems to me that I smell something that should be buried - smells mighty like a polecat.

The Rich Uncle (Jim 'Tex' Preston):
Why, you!

The Hero (Buck Lawson):
I'm the hero. After this picture's out, I'll be the biggest cowboy star in Hollywood.

The Villain (Bat Haines):
I'm the villain. I'm the toughest hombre that ever lived, and I ain't afraid o' the biggest one o' you. I'm the Terror of Tiny Town, and that's the star part.

The Hero (Buck Lawson):
That's what you think.

The Villain (Bat Haines):
Ye-eah. That's what I think!

The Sheriff:
I'm warnin' you, Tex. Don't start no trouble in town.

The Rich Uncle (Jim 'Tex' Preston):
I don't want trouble. But I won't run away from it, either!

The Hero (Buck Lawson):
Dad, I jumped a bunch o' rustlers at work.

The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson):
Rustlers!

The Hero (Buck Lawson):
They left in such a hurry, they forgot their branding iron.

The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson):
(examining iron) Cheap Work Pete!

The Hero (Buck Lawson):
That's the way I read it.

The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson):
Why that low-down ki-yoat!