Thank You Mask Man

The Lone Ranger:
I'll tell you what. Anything? Give me that Indian over there.

Street Sweeper:
Who's that? Tonto?

The Lone Ranger:
Yes, Tonta! I want Tonta the Indian!

Street Sweeper:
What the hell you talkin' about? You can't have Tonto.

The Lone Ranger:
Bullshit! You made the deal, that's what I want. I want Tonta the Indian.

Street Sweeper:
You gonna get your "Tonta," buddy. His name ain't "Tonta," it's "Tonto." What the hell you want Tonto for?

The Lone Ranger:
To perform an unnatural act.

The Lone Ranger:
I'm not a fag! But I've heard a lot about it and read exposes. I want to try it now to see how bad it is. Just once.