The Abominable Snow Rabbit

Daffy Duck:
Poor Bugs. But any way you look at it, it's better he should suffer. After all, I was me or him, and, obviously, it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people. I can't stand pain. It hurts me.

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
[holding Daffy, whose shirt makes him look like a rabbit] Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit!

[cradling Daffy]

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

Daffy Duck:
I'm not a bunny rabbit...

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
...and pat him and pet him and...

Daffy Duck:
You're hurting me. Put me down, please.

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
...and rub him and caress him and...

Daffy Duck:
I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!

Daffy Duck:
[to Bugs, after they surface in the Himalayas] You and your shortcuts. I told you to turn west at East St. Louis.

Bugs Bunny:
Yeah, I know.

[looks at map]

Bugs Bunny:
The way I figure it, we're somewhere in the Hi-may-lay-us mountains.

Daffy Duck:
That's pronounced "Himalayas".

[suddenly shocked]

Daffy Duck:
*Himalayas*? Why, you four-legged Marco Polo! That's in Asia!

[shivering]

Daffy Duck:
Himalayas! No wonder it's so cold!

Daffy Duck:
Old pal, do me a favor, will you? Just don't do me any more favors. You just stay here and study to be a snowshoe rabbit. I'm going back to Perth Amboy.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, sure I know I'm a louse. But I'm a live louse.

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
...rub him and pet him and squeeze him and rub him. I will stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.

Daffy Duck:
I know! I know! There goes your bunny rabbit!

Bugs Bunny:
Okay, Abom. Here's your bunny rabbit.

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Duh, bunny rabbit, George?

Daffy Duck:
Bunny rabbit? Me?

Bugs Bunny:
Yes, you, doc.

Daffy Duck:
Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Distinguishing character, uh...

Daffy Duck:
Yeah, yeah! What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Why, duh, duh, long ears!

Daffy Duck:
And whom around here has long ears? Sorry to have to do this to you, bud.

Bugs Bunny:
[has tied down his ears and sticks two fingers behind Daffy's head] Eh. Don't give it a second thought.

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
[grabs Daffy] Oh, boy! Just like I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit.

Bugs Bunny:
They really do make a charming couple.

[last lines]

[at Palm Springs, the Abominable Snowman is talking to Bugs, unrecognizable in a robe, shades and hat]

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
And I searched and I searched - ooh, it's hot - but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.

Bugs Bunny:
Gee, that's tough, Mr. Abdominabubble.

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
And now I'll never - gosh, it's hot - never see my bunny rabbit again.

Bugs Bunny:
Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.

[hearing Daffy approaching through the burrow, Bugs holds a hood with rabbit ears over the hole, so that Daffy slides into it when he emerges]

Daffy Duck:
Well, here I am! Massacre started yet? Fireworks gone off? Balloon gone up?

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted!

[grabs Daffy]

Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
I will name him George...

Bugs Bunny:
And I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and... Hey!

[Where the Abominable Snowman once sat there is now a puddle with his hat floating in it]

Bugs Bunny:
Hey, what do you know? He melted! He really was a snowman.

Daffy Duck:
[emerging from the puddle] Abominable, that is.

[Daffy is trying to tunnel back to Perth Amboy, but hits a blockage in the tunnel]

Daffy Duck:
[popping his head out of the snow] All right, what's holding up the works? What's all the... the... [he looks up to see what's causing the blockage: the abominable snowman's foot] Aah!