The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

Huxley:
Now get in the cartoonishly evil vehicle and drive!

Bug:
Sir yes sir!

Elmo:
No wait BLANKET BLANKET!

Huxley:
I would love to stay and chat but I have to get home to take a nap with my brand new woobie (Hops in helicopter) Say bye bye woobie BYE BYE!

Elmo:
It's a blanket! (Wooby!) Blanket! (Wooby!) Blanket!

Huxley:
MINE! (Flies away with the blanket)

Bug:
How about that Elmo? What guts! What spunk! What chutzpah!

Huxley:
You know what, Bug? You are really beginning to bug me.

Bug:
Hmm... That's probably because I'm a bug.

Bug:
You have a very lovely singing voice.

Huxley:
Thank you. I always fancied myself a singer. I was almost in a bus and truck show of West Side Story. They said I wasn't right for Maria. What do they know? I feel pretty.

Sharon Groan:
You like me! You really like me! Get my good side... Oh, that's right. I don't have a good side.

Queen of Trash:
Since I'm a Queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.

Humongous Chicken:
Now stand still. Like a piece of corn.

Ernie:
Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sad ending?

Bert:
Titanic. Titanic had a sad ending.

Oscar:
Huxley! First this guy ruined my beautiful Grouclland, and now, he's messin' with my frie...

[everyone is surprised to hear what Oscar just said]

Big Bird:
Oscar, were you gonna say "friend"?

Oscar:
No. I was gonna say... "French-fried fish-heads"!

[everyone else scoffs in disagreement]

Oscar:
All right. So the little stink ball IS my friend. Oh, I gotta go do somethin' about this!

Gordon:
[in jail] Hey! Can we get some water in here? [gets a bucketful of water in the face] Thanks.