The Adventures of Huck Finn

Huck Finn:
So kick off yer shoes, if yer wearin' em', and git ready for a spit-lickin' good time!

Huck Finn:
Ah, Hells Bells, Jim, I almost puked up my livers!

Huck Finn:
And she got to talking about this, and about that, and blah-di, blah-di, blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck! But by and by, she got to talkin' about the murder.

[to Huck]

Pap Finn:
But I'm... I'm your next of kin... and you're my little angel.

Huck Finn:
[narrating] They were real nice, once they decided not to kill me.

Huck Finn:
I'm sorry Jim... I didn't want this to happen.

Jim:
You're still my best and only friend.

Huck Finn:
You're the best friend I ever had, Jim.

Jim:
You're the only friend I ever had...

Huck Finn:
[Jim appears wearing a silly African costume and looks disgusted] What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?

Jim:
The King said I was a Swahili warrior. He even taught me some Swahili or what he said was Swahili. Sounded like a pig in heat to me.

The King:
We've even invented something to remove tartar off your teeth... unfortunately, the enamel goes right along with it.