The Adventures of Long John Silver

[opening narration to most episodes]

Capt. Long John Silver:
If sailor tales and sailor tunes, / Storm and adventure, heat and cold, / If schooners, islands and maroons / And buccaneers and buried gold, / And all the old romance retold / Exactly in the ancient way / Can please as me they pleased of old / The wiser youngsters of today... So be it! Ar-har! And fall on!

Capt. Long John Silver:
There be as many women as fish in the sea. Love be a trick of dame nature - and she be a woman. Thank your stars you be rid of her boarding hook.

[Long John is mortified when his crew pays more attention to the women they've rescued than the French treasure they've captured]

Capt. Long John Silver:
Arrrr, females!

Capt. Long John Silver:
to Jim - You stay here and guard the longboat and if anyone tries to board 'he, you fire that pistol as a signal - At him!