The Adventures of Mr. Incredible

Real Frozone:
Frozone is only involved in quality work. Crappy animation reflects badly on me.

Real Frozone:
And that rabbit is getting on my last nerve!

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
The rabbit is cuddly! Kids like little cuddly sidekicks! I mean, the rabbit... it's a time-tested... okay, the rabbit bites.

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
I was told it was a new process!

Real Frozone:
And what new process would that be, Mr. I? Cheap-O-Rama?

Real Frozone:
Oh, *I* get caught. The black superhero gets caught.

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
Well, a minute ago you were complaining they made you white.

Real Frozone:
Oh, that's right! The TANNED superhero gets caught!

Real Frozone:
Why's everybody got lady lips?

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
I was told ...

Real Frozone:
Are those human lips?

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
It's - [sighs]

Real Frozone:
Whose lips are those?

Real Frozone:
I thought you said this thing was animated.

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
It is animated.

Real Frozone:
Well, when're they gonna start moving? Ain't nothin' moving but their lips!

Real Frozone:
What's that bunny?

Real Frozone:
What, they didn't show me make the ice bridge? That's the best part!

[Mister Skipperdoo hops up and down]

Mr. Incredible:
What is it, Mister Skipperdoo?

Frozone:
He's found the bridge!

Mr. Incredible:
The bridge? [camera zooms out to show him standing under bridge]

Real Frozone:
[growing louder] Are you kiddin' me?

'Real' Mr. Incredible:
[nervously] Don't shout....

Real Frozone:
WHAT KIND OF A SHOW IS THIS?

Frozone:
Good job, Mr. Incredible! You've done it again!

Mr. Incredible:
No, Frozone! Thanks to you, and democracy! [Mister Skipperdoo jumps up and down] And of course, thanks to you, Mister Skipperdoo!

Mr. Incredible:
[Mister Skipperdoo hops up and down] What is it, Mister Skipperdoo?

Frozone:
He's found the bridge!

Mr. Incredible:
The bridge? [camera zooms out to show him standing under bridge] The bridge!

Lady Lightbug:
[breaks out of the top of the abandoned house of mirrors, which Mr. Incredible was holding] Yes, the bridge!

Frozone:
Lady Lightbug!

Lady Lightbug:
By stealing the world's bridges, I will create massive traffic jams. With the people of the earth unable to commute to work, the economies of the free world will crumble!

Frozone:
That's one crazy bug!

Mr. Incredible:
[Lady Lightbug proceeds to trap Frozone in some silk from her abdomen] Radioactive silk!

Lady Lightbug:
And there is nothing you can do to stop me, Incredible!

Mr. Incredible:
You mean, "Mr." Incredible. [he picks up a ferris wheel and tosses it at her]

The Narrator:
Tune in next week for another amazing adventure...

Evil Cornhead:
I'll crush you, Mr. Incredible! Ee Hee ye ha ha!

The Narrator:
...starring the world's greatest super, Mr. Incredible!