The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D

Sharkboy:
Usually, if you snooze, you lose. With Max, you snooze, you win.

[last lines]

Max:
So dream a better dream; then work to make it real.

Tobor:
Yes?

Lavagirl:
Hot lava... Hot lava...

[Lavagirl starts melting, turning into lava]

Mr. Electricidad:
OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas.

Linus:
Maybe we can freeze his circuits!

Mr. Electricidad:
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. We're in the middle of Texas in August!

Sharkboy:
[while singing a lullaby to Max] Close your eyes / Shut your mouth / Dream a dream / And Get us out / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream / Hit the hay / Fast asleep / Dream a dream / You little bleep / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream... [Lavagirl smiles at his dancing and singing]

Sharkboy:
[singing] Close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream and get us out. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. / Hit the hay, fast asleep, dream a dream, you little blip. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.

Lavagirl:
It's working! Keep it up, Sharkboy.

Sharkboy:
[singing] Just relax, lay about, or my fist will put you out. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. / Take your time, but beware, there's darkness in the air. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.

Lavagirl:
Dream about me next, Max. I need to know who I am. Not just destruction or a simple flame. Dream of me as something good.

Sharkboy:
[singing] Don't despair, step right up. Glass of water? Here's a cup. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.

Lavagirl:
He's having a nightmare! Wake up, Max! Wake up! Stop that racket Sharkboy - you're giving him nightmares!

[train of thought is out of control]

Lavagirl:
[panicky] What do we do?

Sharkboy:
[calmly] Yell? Scream?

Lavagirl, Sharkboy, Max:
[screaming]

Lavagirl:
When you dreamt up these giant cookies, who did you expect to be able to eat them?

Max:
I really didn't think about it.

Lavagirl:
'Cause if you dream giant cookies, something has to be created to *consume* giant cookies.

[cookie giants appear from behind mountains]

Sharkboy:
Cookie giants!

Sharkboy:
[cracks knuckles] Get ready for the ultimate power outage.

Mr. Electric:
[flexing muscles] And who are you to believe that you can defeat me now?

Sharkboy:
No one special. Just... king of the ocean.

[Sharks cut ice that Mr. Electric is on, he falls in the water, and the sharks bite him]

Sharkboy:
Shark frenzy.

[Sharkboy walks away]

Lavagirl:
Thanks for saving me, Sharkboy.

[Lavagirl kisses Sharkboy on the cheek and he sizzles]

Sharkboy:
[smiling a little painfully] Ouch.

Mr. Electricidad:
What I can't believe is you dreamt me as a big round bad guy! I'm not bad!

[Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the Land of Milk and Cookies]

Sharkboy:
You still hungry, Max? How about a knuckle sandwich?

Mr. Electricidad:
[after Mr. Electric is destroyed] He's... unplugged!

Lavagirl:
Everything that is or was began with a dream.

Mr. Electric:
'Watt's' up?

Lavagirl:
Row row row your bananasplit-boat, gently down the steam of consciousness, merrily merrily merrily, live is Max's dream.

Max:
He ruined my Dream Journal!

Linus:
I did not! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

Max:
He ruined my dream journal!

Linus:
I did not! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal’s office and have him EXPELLED!

(Max throws the journal at Linus)

Max:
I‘m pregnant

Linus:
I did NOT! It was mr election!

*opens bag of chips*

Crispy green