The Almost Guys

Rick Murphy:
Did I ever tell ya' about the law of averages? The law of averages is... at any given moment there's some horrible sh*t happening to someone in the world, right now. At the same time, there's some really great sh*t happening to someone else. The law of averages is... most guys are like you and me... nothing really great ever happens to us, but the good thing is nothing really horrible happens either.

Rick Murphy:
Can I ask you a question? I mean, I'm all for old fella's in the workforce, but couldn't you do Home Depot or shoppin' carts or somethin'? Repoin' cars might be a bit of a stretch at your age.

The Colonel:
Let me tell you something. When I was a young fella', like yourself, I'd spend all my time dreamin' about the future... and then one day you stop... and you just dream about the past... I used to be good at this repoin' stuff... I think I can get 'er back.