The American Snitch

Chuck Maxwell:
Well, uh, how ya doing, blue eyes?

Girl in Bar:
They're brown.

Chuck Maxwell:
I've seen the disappearing chickens and the giant mosquitoes!

Gerry:
We can't all get in there. It's too small.

Gerry:
Gerry, it's just a mock up.

Captain Crackers:
Any more of those, we'll end up in the soup. A little cracker humor, there.

Chuck Maxwell:
Ah, maybe you don't know who I am.

Girl in Bar:
Sure I do... you're an a**hole with a fat lip and a Band aid.