The Assassination Bureau

The Assassination Bureau

The Assassination Bureau Limited (a.k.a. The Assassination Bureau in the United States) is a 1969 UK black comedy adventure film in Technicolor, produced by Michael Relph, directed by Basil Dearden, that stars Oliver Reed, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, and Curd Jürgens. It is based on an unfinished novel, The Assassination Bureau, Ltd by Jack London. Unlike London's novel, which is set in the United States, the film is set in Europe. The film was released in the U.S. by Paramount Pictures.

Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Stars: Oliver Reed, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, Curd Jürgens
Production: Paramount Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
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Year:
1969
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1,199 Views

Miss Winter:
With your ideas, I'm surprised you're shocked at the thought of war.

Ivan Dragomiloff:
Not at all. It's purely a matter of business. How can we charge our sort of prices with everybody happily killing each other for a shilling a day?

Miss Winter:
Ivan!

Ivan Dragomiloff:
Sir Ivan, if you please. Virtue, it seems, has been rewarded.

Lord Bostwick:
A fallen horse near Piccadilly caused a terrible congestion. How the traffic will flow when it is all motorized.

Ivan Dragomiloff:
What are you doing here?

Miss Winter:
I thought this was a hotel!

Ivan Dragomiloff:
[appalled by her outfit] What on Earth?

Miss Winter:
I am in mourning.

Ivan Dragomiloff:
For your lost principles, I presume?

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    Best movie ever!
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