The Avengers

The Avengers

Marvel's The Avengers (titled Marvel Avengers Assemble in the UK and Ireland) is a 2012 American superhero film about a team of superheroes who come together to form the Avengers to help stop Thor's brother Loki from enslaving the human race. It is based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name.

Director(s): Joss Whedon
Year:
2012
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Avengers Assemble!
Some assembly required.
Every team needs a Captain.
Throw down the hammer.

Thor:
Where is the Tesseract?

Loki:
[laughing] I missed you too.

Thor:
Do I look to be in a gaming mood?!

Loki:
Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the All-Father have to muster to conjure you here, your precious Earth?

Thor:
I thought you dead.

Loki:
Did you mourn?

Thor:
We all did. Our father…

Loki:
Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?

Thor:
We were raised together! We played together, we fought together! Do you remember none of that?

Loki:
I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss - I, who was and should be king!

Thor:
So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under MY protection, Loki!

Loki:
[laughs] And you're doing a marvelous job with that! The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you idly fret! I mean to rule them, and why should I not?

Thor:
You think yourself above them?

Loki:
Well, yes.

Thor:
Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.

Loki:
I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odinson, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...

Thor:
Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be king?

Loki:
I AM A KING!

Thor:
NOT HERE! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this pointless dream! …You come home.

Loki:
…I don't have it. [Thor calls Mjolnir to his hand] You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off, I know not where.

Thor:
You listen well, brother. I-- [Iron Man plows into him at full speed]

Loki:
…I'm listening?

Loki:
Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

Tony Stark:
Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.

Loki:
You should have left your armor on for that.

Tony Stark:
Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage and you got the glow-stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?

Loki:
Stalling me won't change anything.

Tony Stark:
No, no, no, threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one. [starts drinking a glass of whisky]

Loki:
What have I to fear?

Tony Stark:
The Avengers. [Loki looks confused] It's what we call ourselves, sorta like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

Loki:
Yes, I've met them.

Tony Stark:
Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother, the demigod; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

Loki:
That was the plan.

Tony Stark:
Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.

Loki:
I have an army.

Tony Stark:
We have a Hulk.

Loki:
I thought the beast had wandered off.

Tony Stark:
You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

Loki:
How will your friends have time for me when they are so busy fighting you? [raises his staff to touch Tony's chest and control his mind; however, the arc reactor blocks it. Confused, he tries again, but to no avail] This usually works.

Tony Stark:
Performance issues. It's not uncommon, one out of five…

[Loki grabs Tony by the neck and throws him aside]

Tony Starl:
[Under his breath] JARVIS, any time now.

Loki:
You will all fall before me!

Tony Stark:
Deploy! Deploy! [Loki blasts Tony out the window of his penthouse; as he falls, he triggers the Mark-7 suit controls on his bracelets, causing it to plow through Loki and form around him before he hits the ground, allowing him to fly back up]

Tony Stark:
And there's one other person you pissed off. His name was Phil. [Loki raises his scepter, but Tony quickly blasts him]


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