The Avengers2012

[after Stark Tower is rendered operational, Tony and Pepper are having a private celebration, when Tony's smartphone rings]

J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.

Tony:
Uh–

Coulson:
[Over the phone] Mr. Stark, we need to talk.

Tony:
[Picks up the phone] You have reached the Life-Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.

Coulson:
[Over the phone] This is urgent.

Tony:
Then leave it urgently. [The elevator nearby opens, and Coulson is in it] Security breach. [To Pepper] That's on you.

Coulson:
Mr. Stark?

Pepper:
Phil! Come in.

Tony:
"Phil"?

Coulson:
I can't stay.

Tony:
Uh, his first name is "Agent".

Pepper:
Come in, we're celebrating.

Tony:
Which is why he can't stay.

Coulson:
We need you to look this over, as soon as possible. [hands a laptop to Tony]

Tony:
I don't like being handed things–

Pepper:
That's fine, 'cause I love to be handed things, so let's trade. [takes the laptop from Coulson's hand while giving him her champagne glass; she then gives the laptop to Tony while taking his glass] Thank you.

Tony:
Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5, every other Thursday...

Coulson:
This isn't a consultation.

Pepper:
Is this about the Avengers? [Coulson looks at her]...Which I know nothing about?

Tony:
The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.

Pepper:
I didn't know that either.

Tony:
Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

Pepper:
That, I did know.