The Belles of St. Trinian's

Supt. Kemp-Bird:
You wouldn't mind giving me the name of your phyciatrist, would you?

Manton Bassett:
Delighted, old chap.

[an explosion has occured in the Chemistry room]

Miss Fritton:
Oh dear. I told Bessie to be careful with that nitro-glycerine!

Miss Fritton:
I cannot afford to have continual arson about in my school!

Arabella:
Monica Drew wasn't expelled when she burnt down the gymnasium.

Miss Fritton:
The gymnasium was insured! The sports pavilion was not.

Miss Fritton:
[on entering the staff room that has a heavy pall of cigarette smoke] Oh, this place, always reminds me of a ladies powder room in Port Said.