The Belly of an Architect

Stourley Kracklite:
All fascists are meat-eaters.

Caspasian Speckler:
Your wife is very beautiful, Signor Kracklite, especially when she is pregnant.

Stourley Kracklite:
Yes, that's right. She is pregnant. But not with your child, Speckler.

Caspasian Speckler:
True. I'm very grateful to you for that. Your child, shall we say, is the most perfect contraceptive.

[Kracklite turns and punches Speckler in the nose]

Stourley Kracklite:
I think my wife is poisoning me.