The Best Hunger Games Parody

Fatness:
My sisters fat. My Ma is fat! Yo mama so fat! Ohhhhh

Pou:
Oh a tree! I can climb it for shelter.

Interviewer:
So Clive, what are you going to use for the hunger games?

Clive:
My claws... [hisses]

Fatness:
Pou, will you be my Allie?

Pou:
Sure! free food!

Gail:
Dang it! Why couldn't that be me? Wait, I volunteer!

Meeta:
It's to late for that!