The Better Half

The Better Half

The Better Half is an American comic strip created by Bob Barnes. It follows the lives of a married couple, Stanley and Harriet Parker, and the usual annoyances couples have with one another after years of marriage. In 1958, the strip won Barnes the National Cartoonist Society Newspaper Panel Cartoon Award. James Coco and Lily Tomlin made a sitcom pilot based on the strip for ABC in the early 1970s, but no series was ever made.

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2011
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Rudy Mansell:
How was school today?

Don:
As usual. How was work?

Rudy Mansell:
Worse than ever.

Fred:
OK, next time play chess with him, and don't let him start before you arrive.

Rudy's Lover:
Excuse me. Sir? How would you like to pay for this?

Rudy's Wife:
Rudy? I'm going to the market for vegetables.

Rudy Mansell:
I can get them at the store if you'd like.

Rudy's Dad:
I prefer go to chess, because in chess the shape of the figures distracts me.

Man in Bar:
You look sad.

Rudy Mansell:
Do I?

Man in Bar:
Or tired, like me.

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