The BFG

Fleshlumpeater:
You... you show 'em the way?

The BFG:
Yes! Yes, I showed them the way!

Fleshlumpeater:
Why? W... why?

The BFG:
Because, you is evil! And I've seen it now!

Fleshlumpeater:
You... you is not giant! You is like... human bean!

The BFG:
Human... being! And yes, I'd rather be like one of them than like you!

Fleshlumpeater:
Then... I kill you!

Head Of The Army:
The strategy is quite simple Your Majesty. Tanks!

Head Of The Air Force:
Tanks? Nonsense. Bombs!

Head Of The Army:
Bombs? Ridiculous. Tanks... and heavy artillery!

Head Of The Air Force:
Artilley? Piffle. Next thing you'll be wanting bally cavalry too.

Head Of The Army:
Tanks, artillery and cavalry! That'll do it!

Head Of The Air Force:
Modern warfare ma'am demands modern technology. Low-level assault bombers to get under their radar. High-explosive bombs... heat-seeking rockets, and pow! We'll blow them to pieces!

Head Of The Army:
It's an old fashioned enemy ma'am, we need good old fashioned tactics! Shut them up with bombardment! Roll in the tanks! And pick 'em off with machine guns! Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka! We'll mow 'em down!

Head Of The Air Force:
Kapow! Kaboom! Bombs!

Head Of The Army:
Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka! Kabomf! Tanks!

Head Of The Air Force:
Kaboom!

Head Of The Army:
Kabomf!

Queen Of England:
[after hearing a whizzpopper for the first time] I think... on the whole... I prefer the bagpipes.