The Big Hit

Melvin:
Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.

Melvin Smiley:
Technically, you can call me a hitman.

Keiko Nishi:
Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?

Melvin Smiley:
Oh of course. I make a killing.

Cisco:
Well ain't that a b*tch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them.

Vinnie:
Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Crunch:
I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe-vera bullshit! Get it right, mutha f***a!

Melvin:
I can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me, okay! There, I said it! The thought of either one of them [his fiancee' and his girlfriend] not liking me is more than I can stand, okay!

Cisco:
Why don't you just dump the b*tch?

Melvin:
The truth?

Cisco:
Yeah, I want the truth.

Crunch:
You can't handle the truth!

Cisco:
(to Crunch) Shut the f*** up!

Melvin:
The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.

Cisco:
Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs)

Cisco:
C'mon, Mel. You know I love you, baby!

Melvin Smiley:
[to Video Store Kid] You know, I've taken a lot of sh*t from you. I put up with your high prices, your lousy selection, and your rude phone calls. I just wanna tell you one thing... I will never, ever rent tapes from this store again your snotty little...

Cisco:
[kicks open doors] I come back to finish what I started motherf***er!

[whips out knives]

Cisco:
Knuckle up, b*tch!

Melvin Smiley:
Yeah, lets go motherf***er! Lets work.

Cisco:
She ain't no b*tch, huh? Oh, I see - you "like" this girl? Sh*t, man, come on! She tricked you: just another ho manipulating your sorry ass to get what she wants.

Melvin Smiley:
You don't know what the f*** you're talkin' about, man. That's not true.

Cisco:
You never learn! Haven't I taught you nothin'? She don't like you! Hell, man, I don't f***ing like you!

Keiko Nishi:
It says "businesses." That's what it says. You said for me to read the note; not to improve it.

Cisco:
Oh! "Improve!" What are you... Meryl-f***in'-Streep?

Cisco:
I don't want no f***-ups on this kidnapping, boy.

Gump:
Oh, come on, yo. I ain't like that no more, kid. You know I gots my shits - ugh - ugh...

Cisco:
Together! "Ya got your sh*t together," ya non-word-rememberin' motherf***er!

Keiko Nishi:
You really can't blame Chantel and Pam for taking advantage of you. You make it WAY too easy for them

Melvin Smiley:
Well, I'm not BLAMing them; I mean at least I'm not trying to. At the end of the day all I want them to do is be happy... Ya know, I just can't stand the idea of them not liking me any more. To be perfectly honest, I can't stand the idea of anybody not liking me

Keiko Nishi:
It sounds pretty dysfunctional

Melvin Smiley:
Why do you say that? What do you mean?

Keiko Nishi:
I mean, you might suffer from a borderline personality disorder. And you have co-dependency issues too

Melvin Smiley:
Wha?

Keiko Nishi:
[exasperated sigh] You're "whipped"

Cisco:
[In the car driving to kidnap China] Hey,Yo Gump, I don't want no f***-ups on this kidnapping boy.

Gump:
C'mon Yo, I ain't like that no more kid. You know I gots my sh*t... uh, uhm, [stammers]...

Cisco:
Together! You gots your sh*t Together, you non-word remembering mutha f***a.