The Big White

Minister:
Why is God, who is a loving God, capable of such things? When someone is taken from us at such a young age, we often ask ourselves why.

Margaret Barnell:
Bullshit.

Paul Barnell:
[Margaret is bound and gagged in back seat of Jimbo's car] Why did you gag her?

Jimbo:
[exasperated] You know!

Margaret Barnell:
Oh, f***ing hell. I can't breathe.

Margaret Barnell:
[referring to the dinner Gary cooked] Tastes like a rectal polyp.

Jimbo:
[to Gary] How would she know?

Margaret Barnell:
Congratulations, you've just kidnapped a handicapped person.

Raymond Barnell:
Why are the flowers talking?

Paul Barnell:
Ready for a refill ?

Raymond Barnell:
Does Mrs. Kennedy have a black dress?