The Blue and the Gray

Wanda Mae:
If you was to kiss me, I'd be mighty obliged.

John Geyser:
[following the kiss] My mouth's burning!

Wanda Mae:
Shucks, I'm sorry, Johnny. It's my chaw.

Abraham Lincoln:
It's well known that the more a man speaks, the less he's understood.

Jake Hale Jr.:
Five dollars?

Jonas Steele:
[has just been addressed as a "Bluebelly Colonel"] Major. Bluebelly Major.