The Bobo

Pepe Gamazo:
I cannot afford this scandal. I come from a very, very good family. My brother is a priest. My two sisters are nuns.

Francisco Carbonell:
Without people like you, the nuns and priests would be out of work. You have no complaint. Sure, Olimpia is a witch. But, the most desirable witch in Baracelona. She is much, much, much...

Francisco Carbonell:
I have a nose for talent! I can smell it. I smell nothing here, except, old socks and manchego cheese!

Juan Bautista:
I don't wish to argue with your sense of smell. All I am asking for is a moment's attention, that's all I am asking for. Please! Se?or ! Give me one moment's attention.

Francisco Carbonell:
Why are you waiting?

Juan Bautista:
I'm not waiting.

Francisco Carbonell:
You look like a person who's waiting.

Juan Bautista:
I may look like a person who's waiting, but, I assure you, that in reality, I'm much more like a person who is not waiting.

Francisco Carbonell:
Please, go.

Olimpia Segura:
Take me home!

Juan Bautista:
Senorita, I can see that you are angry and you are completely justified. You are a lady of quality and you have been inconvenienced. Well, I am not going to allow the Count the satisfaction to arrive here and find you waiting for him. I shall request the bill immediately! Waiter, give this lady the check!

Pepe Gamazo:
Olimpia! [knock, knock, knock] Olimpia!

Trinity Martinez:
I think it is a disgrace for the neighbors!

Olimpia Segura:
If the neighbors don't like it, let them move.

Trinity Martinez:
You can't have that crocodile weeping at the door every time you come home!

Olimpia Segura:
I don't intend to.

Olimpia Segura:
Who is it?

Trinity Martinez:
It's nothing, its only a gypsy.

Juan Bautista:
I am not a gypsy.

Juan Bautista:
Anyway, its all abandonment and pleasure. Its all part of life's rich pageant.

Olimpia Segura:
Do you always eat flowers?

Juan Bautista:
Yes. I believe, you see, that if a thing is beautiful to the eye and pleasant to the smell, why should it not be delicious to the taste? I like to enjoy life, with all my senses. Rrrrrr!

Olimpia Segura:
I'll drink to that.

Juan Bautista:
Let us go.

Olimpia Segura:
Another glass of champagne.

Juan Bautista:
No, you've had too much champagne.

Olimpia Segura:
Am I not, beautiful, when I'm drunk?

Trinity Martinez:
You know, Senorita, you've always had a softness in your heart for unfortunates. The dog you found starving in an alley. Two orphans, you open a white purse. And now, this so-called matador. It would make you happy to clean him up and dress him up with a pink ribbon. That he should trot after you. Except that this one, would have you on the leash, before you would have him.

Olimpia Segura:
Go for the champagne.

Trinity Martinez:
I don't suppose this is the right moment to say it, but, I told you so. Never trust a gypsy.

Juan Bautista:
[Reoccurring theme] Meanwhile, may I take this opportunity to thank you for your kindnesses and, also, for the delicious cheese sandwiches.