The Bucket List

Edward Cole:
If life has taught me anything, it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong.

Edward Cole:
We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Edward Cole:
Halleluja Brother, now pass the mustard.

Edward Cole:
As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart

Edward Cole:
Somewhere, some lucky guy is having a heart attack.

Edward Cole:
[Speaking at Carter's funeral] Good afternoon. My name is Edward Cole. I don't know what most people say at these occasions because in all honesty, I've tried to avoid them. The simplest thing is I loved him and I miss him. Carter and I saw the world together, which is amazing when you think that only three months ago we were complete strangers. I hope that it doesn't sound selfish of me, but the last months of his life were the best months of mine. He saved my life, and he knew it before I did. I'm deeply proud that this man found it worth his while to know me. In the end, I think it's safe to say that we brought some joy to one another's lives, so one day, when I go to some final resting place, if I happen to wake up next to a certain wall with a gate, I hope that Carter's there to vouch for me and show me the ropes on the other side.

Carter Chambers:
[Narrating the end of the film]: Edward Perryman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He was 81 years old. Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this: I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open, and I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain, and that was against the law.

Carter Chambers:
You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

Carter Chambers:
You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked two questions. Their answers determined whether they were able to enter or not. 'Have you found joy in your life?' 'Has your life brought joy to others?'

Carter:
How do you plan on kissing the most beautiful woman?

Edward:
Volume.

[Cole has learned that his favorite drink gets its unique taste from going through a cat's digestive system.]

Edward Cole:
You're shitting me.

Carter Chambers:
Cats beat me to it!

How beautiful it is to live in a place that you feel all around you love you .. Because life is worthless as long as you do not feel the love of others to you..and as long as you do not feel your presence in this life..and with love, harmony, belonging and sincerity..These are words that make people who characterize them Wonderful .. We need to mix with humans .. It is not possible but impossible for a person to live alone and away from humans .. There is no perfect human being on the face of the earth .. Because we are human beings and we need love and cooperation we must learn to love before we injure others .. and that We learn how to understand and thus learn.

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(as they're getting ready to go skydiving)

-Wait! Wait. l can't do this. -Sure you can.

CARTER:
No. l can't. Really.

lt's not the jump you're afraid of.

The hell it's not!

You're just afraid your chute won't open...

...and you'll show up at your own funeral as a Denver omelet.

No. l'm pretty much just worried the chute won't open.

No, no!

[CARTER SCREAMING]

Man's got some lungs. huh?

Let's hit the silk!

Geronimo!

Oh. yeah. beautiful!

[EDWARD LAUGHING]

CARTER:
Aah! Aah!

Pull the thing! Pull the cord!

How about this. huh? This is living.

l hate your rotten guts.

Surrender to the void!

Which one of these damn cords do you pull?

KYLE:
Don't touch it. We're not in the drop zone yet. We could wind up in the--

[KYLE AND CARTER YELL]

lNSTRUCTOR:
Okay. Let's deploy.

[SINGING] l got a feelíng l'm fallíng

lNSTRUCTOR:
We're in the red zone. Pull the cord.

[SINGING] l got a feelíng l'm fallíng ín love

Pull the damn cord!

l was in love once.