The Bugs Bunny Mystery Special

Wile E. Coyote:
Ah, my darling, how beautiful you are. How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.

Bugs Bunny:
Fight fire with fire, I always say.

Yosemite Sam:
I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing uniform!

Yosemite Sam:
Oh, I wouldn't, huh?

Taxi Radio Announcer:
Calling Agent Fudd, calling Agent Fudd: the Tall Dark Stranger is about to leave the City Bank.

Elmer Fudd:
At wast! I've got you this time, Tall Dark Stranger! Step on it! Bye-bye!

Bugs Bunny:
[singing] Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Let me run through the wide, open country that I love, oh don't fence me in.

Bugs Bunny:
Gee, I uh, really don't think I'm your type, Doc.

Elmer Fudd:
Don't play games with me, Wabbit! You're under awwest! [handcuffs Bugs]

Bugs Bunny:
[munches on his carrot] A simple case of mistaken indemnity.

Wile E. Coyote:
Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!

Wile E. Coyote:
You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers.

Wile E. Coyote:
Why do they always want to do it the hard way?

Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud! [faints]

Bugs Bunny:
And remember: mud spelled backwards is 'dum'!

Elmer Fudd:
It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest! [shows Bugs a card saying "I. O. U.", but he soon turns it over and is surprised] I. O. U.?

Bugs Bunny:
And *I* *love* *you*! [smooches Elmer]

Bugs Bunny:
[after Yosemite Sam locks him in the jail cell] Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?

Yosemite Sam:
Outside? Why, you're *inside!*

Bugs Bunny:
[chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.

Yosemite Sam:
[glancing puzzledly around the cell] I am? [opens the cell door] Well then, get in here!

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs shrugs, walks out, locks Sam in the cell, then takes the keys out and walks away] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kids again. Boo-hoo-hoo.

Elmer Fudd:
Aha! I've got you now! You tall, dark stwanger! [Bugs tacitly tells Elmer that the tall dark stranger wasn't him, he motions Elmer to look at the actual tall dark stranger, looming before them]

Bugs Bunny:
All right now, this has gone far enough. Let's have a look at ya. [the stranger unmasks himself, which turns out to be Porky]

Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny:
You!

Porky Pig:
[stammers] Well, I had to get this story... [stammers] moving somehow.

Bugs Bunny:
I could've sworn the butler did it.

Elmer Fudd:
[seeing the empty ceiling hook on the train] Gwacious! The tall dark stwanger has stwuck again!

[last lines]

Porky Pig:
Well, as - as you can see, everything came out fine in the end. Everyone got what they-they-they deserved. [chuckles] Even me.

Bugs Bunny:
[closing Porky's cell door] Yep. Even you.

Porky Pig:
[stammers] Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Elmer Fudd:
I want *you* to go after that *wabbit*. You're sneaky, woithless, wotten, and mean.

Yosemite Sam:
Robbery'll get you nowhere!

Elmer Fudd:
[handing Sam a sack of money] Aw, pwetty pwease?

Bugs Bunny:
[voiceover] Extra! Read all about it! Tweety Boid missing! Boid gets the boi-d! Read all about it! Million dollar boid gone!

Bugs Bunny:
[singing as he flies the plane] You're off for the big show tonight, so fly from wing to wing...

Yosemite Sam:
[rushing into the cockpit] I'm a-takin' over this flyin' machine! Gimme that wheel!

Bugs Bunny:
[shrugs] Well, if you insist. [he yanks the steering wheel out and throws it out the window]

Mayor:
We are gathered here today to pay homage to this magnificent cat... who fought his natural instincts to save this little bird. Yes; and now, gentlemen, you may take your pictures of the cat kissing the little bird. [extends Tweety to Sylvester] Come on, cat, kiss the little birdie.

Tweety Bird:
Come on, puddy tat, kiss the wittle birdie!