The Cat and the Canary

Wally Campbell:
[to Joyce] You know, what this party needs is more drinks and more laughs.I'll tell yuh, I'll bring a bottle of scotch from the living room. Let's all drink scotch and make wry faces.

Wally Campbell:
I'm so scared, even my goose pimples have goose pimples.

Cicily:
Don't big empty houses scare you?

Wally Campbell:
Not me, I used to be in vaudeville.

Cicily:
It's awful spooky down here. Do you believe in reincarnation?

Wally Campbell:
Huh?

Cicily:
You know... that dead people come back?

Wally Campbell:
You mean like the Republicans?

Miss Lu:
There are spirits all around you.

Wally Campbell:
Well, could you put some in a glass with a little ice? I need it badly.

Wally Campbell:
Wait. My mother brought me up never to be caught twice in the same lady's bedroom.

Cicily:
I suggest we all sleep together!

Fred Blythe:
I could use a drink.

Wally Campbell:
Yeah, I could too. Might as well be a live stiff as a dead stiff.

Cicily:
I'm psychic. I was in a trance once.

Wally Campbell:
I know, I know. When are you coming out of it?

Mr. Crosby, lawyer:
[Referring to Miss Lu's talk about spiritualism] Wait, wait! Stop all this, Miss Lu. Do you want to frighten these ladies out of their wits?

Fred Blythe:
[Sarcastically referring to Aunt Susan and Cicily] Oh, there's not much danger in that.

Wally Campbell:
[Wiscracking to his stoic Indian guide] You seem like the jolly type, Clarence. D'yuh like jokes? You don't mind if I ramble on, do you? Keeps my mind off the malaria germs.

Wally Campbell:
[to Joyce] You know, what this party needs is more drinks and more laughs. I'll tell you, I'll bring a bottle of scotch from the dining room, and we'll sit around here and drink scotch and make wry faces.

Wally Campbell:
Do you get it? "Scotch and rye"?

Wally Campbell:
[Joyce starts to chuckle, and Wally hands her his pistol] Here. I don't need a gun with jokes like that.