The Cheerleader Diaries

Stacey Marlow:
Becky, right? Becky Miller?

Becky Miller:
You know my name.

Stacey Marlow:
New girl. Freshman. Just moved here from Radford. I noticed your high kicks in gym class this morning.

Becky Miller:
You did?

Stacey Marlow:
You did kick me in the face. It was pretty impressive. Though I think you have dog poop on your shoe.

Dr. Miranda Lou:
Perhaps you're seen as a bully because you yourself are bullied.

Casey Simmons:
It's hard being captain. There's the pressure, and everyone wants your position.

Becky Miller:
I have amazing instincts, whenever I meet someone who is not worthy of my trust, it makes me need to go to the bathroom.

Stacey Marlow:
Coach Hines?

Becky Miller:
Bathroom.

Harrison Simmons:
[to Stacey] I'm not supposed to talk to dogs. I mean Huskies.

Assistant Coach Kevin Campbell:
Coach I have Friday night's game schedule for the... for the... [Notice's Coach Fox has tears streaming down his face and a mouth full of donut] You're right. It's not fair!

Coach Liam Fox:
I didn't say anything.

Assistant Coach Kevin Campbell:
You didn't have to. We're the laughing stock of the sports department. [Breaks down in tears]

Coach Liam Fox:
I just wanted to coach the winning football team.

Assistant Coach Kevin Campbell:
I just wanted to assistant coach the winning football team.

Assistant Coach Nick 'Cornelius' Hayes:
I don't see anything Eugene.

Coach Eugene Hines:
Look closer Cornelius.

Assistant Coach Nick 'Cornelius' Hayes:
It's Nick.

Coach Eugene Hines:
Nice try, that's your middle name.

Assistant Coach Nick 'Cornelius' Hayes:
That's what everyone calls me.

Coach Eugene Hines:
That's not what your mommy calls you.

Coach Eugene Hines:
Where's Sara?

Stacey Marlow:
She's off the team.

Coach Eugene Hines:
Because?

Stacey Marlow:
Personal reasons...

Coach Eugene Hines:
Her's or yours?

Stacey Marlow:
[to Becky] Gay guys are so sweet.

Chad:
Totally saw up her skirt in practice.

John:
Slipped an accidental boob grab.

Chad:
This is awesome. Gay guys get away with everything!

Becky Miller:
How did you get in?

Stacey Marlow:
Your mom let me in. Oh and I need a set of keys. It's mandatory for best friends.

Becky Miller:
Yes! Best friends! Do you need me to do your algebra homework?

Stacey Marlow:
No, I'm top four in math...