The Christian Licorice Store

Hollywood Party Guests:
We were gonna cast Lee Marvin, the new great American star. But we couldn't get him so I want to my assistant and said, "Do what you think is right but cast this thing!" Two days later, he calls me back and says, "I've got someone." And I say, "Sensational. Who?"... and he says "Julie Newmar."

Hollywood Party Guests:
I'm looking for a girl with a kind of... midnight quality.

Cynthia:
I'm afraid I'm not the type at all.

Hollywood Party Guests:
But you have such a lovely figure. Did anyone ever try to put you on film?

Cynthia:
I'm not interested in sleeping with you.