The Christmas Toy

Mew:
It's catnip! Just catnip!

Bleep:
Output your input.

Balthazar:
Fear is very bad for my seams.

Meteora:
Interesting transport pod. What's your power source?

Cruiser:
A dollar on the drop, and ten cents for each additional mile.

Biker toy:
Oh, get off the track, Jack.

Ding-a-Ling:
Sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service.

Cruiser:
Well, Cruiser's the name, and speed is my game.

Apple:
Oh, it, it could be dangerous.

Cruiser:
Heh, baby, you just said the magic word.

Mew:
It was terrible. Even worse then when I was got put in the washing machine.

Meteora:
You dare to touch the Queen? Inhabitants of many planets have died for less!

Rugby:
No they haven't.

Mew:
We're friends, but it's not a perfect relationship.

Belmont:
Oh, really, this could go on all night. I mean, we're not doing any good standing here. Hey, why don't you and I just roll on back to the playroom?

Bleep:
[blocking his way] Maintain position.

Belmont:
Oh, why me?

Apple:
Well, Rugby, last Christmas may have been the most wonderful day in your life, but it was a terrible day for someone else. Do you know who I'm talking about?

Rugby:
I don't know, and I don't care!