The Class

Kat Warbler:
Penguins are cute and all. But, if you cooked one, I'd eat it.

Nicole Allen:
If I have a craving for a french fry, I can just reach for a carrot stick. It's like a healthy french fry that makes ya mad!

Kat Warbler:
If you that hot and you leave your house then you're asking to be stalked.

Kyle Lendo:
You're an inspiration to stalkers everywhere. You got your guy and you didn't even have to dig a little room under your house.

Lina Warbler:
Can we borrow your coffee maker?

Kat Warbler:
Okay.

Lina Warbler:
Don't you want to know why?

Kat Warbler:
Well, I'm sure it's a gripping tale!

Ethan Haas:
After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.

Kat Warbler:
The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.

Ethan Haas:
You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?

Lina Warbler:
It's been so long, I was afraid you were never gonna ask.

Richie Velch:
Hey, I ran you over. Some women are turned off by that.

Kat Warbler:
Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one I'd eat it.

Kat Warbler:
You're up early.

Ethan Haas:
Just going for a run.

Kat Warbler:
You know, you die either way.

Richie Velch:
[after Richie's wife Fern really insults him and leaves] You complete me.

Yonk Allen:
[after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason?

Duncan Carmello:
Yeah.

Yonk Allen:
What are you supposed to do when that happens?

Duncan Carmello:
Just hold her and let her cry.

Yonk Allen:
This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone?

Duncan Carmello:
Yeah, she did that.

Yonk Allen:
It's everytime! What's that about?

Duncan Carmello:
She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other.

Yonk Allen:
Whoa, creepy.

Duncan Carmello:
Uh...

Yonk Allen:
Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something?

Duncan Carmello:
Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.

Kat Warbler:
I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!

Lina Warbler:
In her wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween: Guess who I am!

Kat Warbler:
Old-tyme lesbian?

Ethan Haas:
[Talking to Kat on the phone] How amazing was last night?

Kat Warbler:
For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.

Ethan Haas:
You slept with him?

Kat Warbler:
Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!

Kat Warbler:
Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him.

Lina Warbler:
Ugh, yes he does!

Kat Warbler:
Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta!

Lina Warbler:
[hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock.

Nicole Allen:
as yonk says sometimes people in a prius will flip you off but you can just roll right over them

Lina Warbler:
You can't scare me with your 'bad sex.'

Kat Warbler:
I think your making a big mistake giving back this jacket.

Ethan Haas:
Why's that?

Kat Warbler:
Because I love it and I'm your new best friend.

Ethan Haas:
What's my last name?

Kat Warbler:
[throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.

Kat Warbler:
[about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publically humilated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.

Joanne:
I'm sorry.

Ethan Haas:
[finally over her] You know what I'm not. [slams the door in her face]

Kat Warbler:
[proudly] I don't think your getting back together.

Ethan Haas:
[happy] I don't think so. Oh wait. [opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat] This is for my lover. [slams it again, throws it back to Kat]

Ethan Haas:
[to Joanne] Hi.

Joanne:
[to Ethan] Hey.

Kat Warbler:
Hiya!

Ethan Haas:
Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne.

Kat Warbler:
I'm his lover.

Ethan Haas:
She's not my lover!

Kat Warbler:
Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday?

Ethan Haas:
Briefly... [to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] why am I even talking...

Kat Warbler:
Isn't it so cute when he gets fluster, I love that about my lover.

Ethan Haas:
Not her lover! Not her lover!

Ethan Haas:
You wanna towel?

Kat Warbler:
Or perhaps I could borrow something from this box of women's clothing that is not weird at all for you to have.

Ethan Haas:
It's my ex-girlfriend's stuff.

Kat Warbler:
Oh, the b*tch who dumped you.

Ethan Haas:
Ah, it's actually pronounced "Joanne."

Ethan Haas:
How long are your arms?

Kat Warbler:
I know! I'm like a monkey!

[Tina's watching a news story on TV where Holly, Richie, Nicole and Duncan are panicking inside a car]

Tina Carmello:
What kind of show is this?

Nicole Allen:
Oh, a gun... you must be Fern!

Duncan Carmello:
[walking in a few minutes later] Oh, a gun... you must be Fern!

Kat Warbler:
[after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister?

Ethan Haas:
Look, look... it was obviously an accident. Ok?

Kat Warbler:
You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!

Perry Pearl:
Say it one more time!

Aaron:
[annoyed] Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Ethan Haas:
It's cheesy... it's gay

Kyle Lendo:
That's how we roll