The Class2006

Yonk Allen:
[after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason?

Duncan Carmello:
Yeah.

Yonk Allen:
What are you supposed to do when that happens?

Duncan Carmello:
Just hold her and let her cry.

Yonk Allen:
This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone?

Duncan Carmello:
Yeah, she did that.

Yonk Allen:
It's everytime! What's that about?

Duncan Carmello:
She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other.

Yonk Allen:
Whoa, creepy.

Duncan Carmello:
Uh...

Yonk Allen:
Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something?

Duncan Carmello:
Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.