The Convent

Saul:
The time is nigh for you to take your first step into darkness, so why don't you take the Dagger of Dispair, you know and plunge into thine virginal heart?

[none of Saul's followers move]

Saul:
...Today.

Mo:
The Prince of Evil? You work at f***in' Dairy Queen.

Saul:
Liar!

Mo:
Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.

Clorissa:
[finding out her bother is to be sacrificed] So my brother's going to be the Anti-Christ?

Adult Christine:
'Fraid so.

Clorissa:
Mom's gonna be pissed!

Mo:
Look frat boy. I'm a virgin. I'm certainly not losin' it to some player like you. Savin' myself for... Marilyn Manson.