The Cosby Show

The Cosby Show

The Cosby Show was an American television sitcom starring Bill Cosby, which aired for eight seasons on NBC from September 20, 1984, until April 30, 1992. The show focuses on the Huxtable family, an upper middle-class African-American family living in Brooklyn, New York. The Cosby Show spent five consecutive seasons as the number-one rated show on television. The Cosby Show and All in the Family are the only sitcoms in the history of the Nielsen ratings to be the number-one show for five seasons. It spent all eight of its seasons in the top 20. According to TV Guide, the show "was TV's biggest hit in the 1980s, and almost single-handedly revived the sitcom genre and NBC's ratings fortunes." TV Guide also ranked it 28th on their list of 50 Greatest Shows. In addition, Cliff Huxtable was named as the "Greatest Television Dad". In May 1992, Entertainment Weekly stated that The Cosby Show helped to make possible a larger variety of shows with a predominantly African-American cast, from In Living Color to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The Cosby Show was based on comedy routines in Cosby's stand-up act, which in turn were based on his family life. The show led to the spinoff A Different World, which ran for six seasons from 1987 to 1993.

Year:
1984
7,881 Views

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
[unable to see that he is fighting a losing battle] Okay. Well, the stork puts the baby inside of the mother...

[Olivia shakes her head]

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
...and then I go in and I take it out.

Olivia Kendall:
Ah aah. The stork brings the baby to the hospital and drops it in the bassinet.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
So you say that the baby is not inside the mummy?

[Olivia nods in agreement]

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
Then why is it that the mother gets real big?

Olivia Kendall:
Because she eats a lot of food.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
Now let me get this straight. You say that the stork carries over, puts the baby in the bassinet, and the mother is real big because she eats a lot of food?

Olivia Kendall:
You got it.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
I see. Well, then why is it that the mother has to go to the hospital?

Olivia Kendall:
The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
[not yet ready to admit defeat] If the stork does all that, why doesn't the stork just bring it to the mummy's house?

Olivia Kendall:
[makes a gesture of impatience] Because it's too far. His wings will get tired.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
Where does the stork get the babies from?

Olivia Kendall:
Heaven.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
Okay. There is a zillion skillion babies in Heaven. How does the stork know what baby goes with what mother?

Olivia Kendall:
They are in a line. You know like you go to the baker and get a number.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
[still not ready to admit defeat] Why when I put my hand on the mother I can feel things moving all around?

Olivia Kendall:
That's not a baby.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
What is it?

Olivia Kendall:
Gas.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
[finally realizing he has lost] Well thank you for explaining it to me.

Olivia Kendall:
You're welcome, but you still haven't told me what you do.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable:
I'm in charge of gas.


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