The Crying Game

Dil:
I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.

Dil:
I can take it Jimmy. Just not in the face.

Fergus:
What the f***, do you know about my people?

Jody:
Only that you're all tough, undiluted motherf***ers... And it's not in your nature to let me go.

Fergus:
Shut the f*** up, will ya?

Dil:
He's still looking, Col.

Col:
Persistent.

Dil:
Good thing in a man.

Col:
An excellent quality.

Dil:
Maybe he wants something.

Col:
I expect he does.

Dil:
Ask him!

Col:
Ask him yourself!

Fergus:
So who's he?

Col:
He's what she should run a mile away from.

Fergus:
Then why doesn't she?

Col:
Who knows the secrets of the human heart?

Dil:
You gonna tell me what it is?

Jude':
What is it?

Dil:
Do you know her, Jimmy?

Jude:
Jimmy, is it? Do you know me, Jimmy?

Fergus:
Dil, this is Jude.

Dil:
Are you following me?

Jude:
Yeah! Just checking. Is he being nice to you, Dil?

Dil:
Ever so nice, aren't you, Jimmy?

Jude:
That's good. I'm glad. Young love, as they say?

Dil:
Absolutely. The younger the better. Doesn't come YOUR way much, I suppose.

Jude:
Don't go looking for it, Dil.

Dil:
Well, maybe you'll get lucky... someday.

Jude:
Bit heavy on the powder, isn't she?

Dil:
A girl has to have a bit of glamour.

Jude:
Oh, absolutely. As long as she can keep it. Isn't that right, James?

Dil:
What you thinking of, hon?

Fergus:
I'm thinking of your man.

Dil:
Why?

Fergus:
I'm wondering why you keep his things.

Dil:
I told you. I'm superstitious.

Fergus:
Did he ever tell you you were beautiful?

Dil:
All the time. Even now.

Fergus:
What do you mean?

Dil:
He looks after me. He's a gentleman, too.

Col:
You could always make it up to her. When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.

Fergus:
She's not a girl, Col.

Col:
Whatever you say.

Fergus:
Do they know?

Dil:
Know what, honey?

Fergus:
Know what I didn't know? And don't call me that.

Dil:
Can't help it! A girl has her feelings.

Fergus:
Thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.

Dil:
Details, baby, details.

Fergus:
So they do know?

Dil:
Alright, they do.

Fergus:
Don't. I should've known, shouldn't I?

Dil:
Probably.

Fergus:
Kind of wish I didn't.

Dil:
You can always pretend.

Fergus:
That's true. Your soldier knew, didn't he?

Dil:
Absolutely.

Dil:
Ask to meet me again, Jimmy.

Fergus:
Do you think that's wise?

Dil:
Nothing's wise.

Fergus:
I didn't mean to hit you.

Dil:
I know that.

Fergus:
I kind of liked you as a girl.

Dil:
Well that's a start.

Fergus:
So I'm sorry.

Dil:
So make it up to me.

Fergus:
How?

Dil:
Ask to meet me again.

Dil:
Got you the multivitamins and the iron tablets, hon.

Fergus:
Don't call me that.

Dil:
Sorry, love. Now, the white ones are magnesium supplement.

Fergus:
Stop it, Dil.

Dil:
I've got to keep you healthy, Jimmy. I'm counting the days. Two thousand three hundred and thirty-four left.

Fergus:
Thirty-five.

Dil:
I'm sorry, darling. I keep forgetting the leap year. What am I supposed to call you then, Jimmy?

Fergus:
Fergus.

Dil:
Fergus. Fergus my love, light of my life.

'Fergus :
Please, Dil.

Dil:
Can't help it. You're doing time for me. No greater love, as the man says. Wish you'd tell me why.

Fergus:
As the man said, it's in my nature.

Play At Your Own Risk.

The movie everyone is talking about... But no one is giving away its secrets.