The Darkness

Jackie Estacado:
Have you ever loved someone who was so beautiful and pure, you couldn't bear to show them your own darkness?

The Darkness:
Aw... what did they do, Jackie? What did they do to Jenny? [chuckles evilly]

Jackie Estacado:
I got my first kiss down here. I was fifteen. Some hooker named Candy. She crossed her legs, broke my sunglasses. Good times.

Jackie Estacado:
There's always a little light in the darkness.

Berserker Darkling:
I like penguins!

Jackie Estacado:
I used to know a guy who worked down here. Yeah, Mikey Fat-Lips. Weird son of a b*tch. He used to feed his cat subway tokens. One time he asked me to try one, he said they were a good source of iron. Dumb f***.

Crucified:
Remember, a powerful enemy now festers within you.

Uncle Paulie Franchetti:
[in a video recording] You've been a pain in the ass since the day I met you Jackie, pissin' and moanin' 'bout the way I do business. Well you need to learn who's calling the shots! I got a surprise for you Jackie- on your birthday! Have a 'blast'!

Berserker Darkling:
[urinating on a dead body] Sleep, perchance to dream. And piss!

Gunner Darkling:
Karate chop! Ya!

Berserker Darkling:
Are you nuts?

Gunner Darkling:
Kung fu!

The Darkness:
Through you I am born.

The Darkness:
[in an area full of civilians] Useless, dull, pointless *maggots*!

Uncle Paulie Franchetti:
I loved you like a son Jackie, and you stole from me. You stole my respect and you stole my trust. And when blood takes from blood, someone always pays...

Berserker Darkling:
Human flesh is porky meat!

Mobster1:
[back turned to the player] Y'know, I'm surprised I've lasted so long doing this. Always figured someone would sneak up behind me in the middle of the night and shoot me in the back.

Mobster2:
Uh-huh...

Cop:
Eddie! He's tearin' us apart!

Capt. Edward 'Eddie' Shrote:
Well turn on the f***ing lights then! He can't do that sh*t in the light! And don't *f***ing* call me Eddie!

Capt. Edward 'Eddie' Shrote:
Someone get me the power drill.

Cop:
Sure thing Eddie.

Capt. Edward 'Eddie' Shrote:
Don't call me Eddie you f***ing moron! It's Captain Shrote!

Cop:
Aw sh*t! Uh, sure thing Captain Shrote.

Berserker Darkling:
I want to kill someone.

Gunner Darkling:
I am unfamiliar with the concept.

Gunner Darkling:
[attacking an enemy] Maybe not, I guess.

Jackie Estacado:
I've always believed that everyone has a good side, and a bad side. Even a guy like Eddie Shrote. Sure, he's tortured and killed a few people but then again - you should see his bad side. And for what he did to you? Both sides are as good as dead.

Jimmy the Grape:
That fat f***ing piece of sh*t Paulie thinks he can't be touched, right? *Wrong!* Wrong, wrong, wrong *wrong*. He's gonna be touched all right, oh boy is he gonna be touched!

Jackie Estacado:
Keep licking Eddie's ass, ya c*nts. Polish his sweet butt crack.

Jackie Estacado:
A job's not worth doing unless you do it right.

Jackie Estacado:
Uncle Paulie's a dead man unless he grows a beard and learns to speak *Swahili*.

Jackie Estacado:
Oh, but he's not going to get the chance. Not for as long as I draw breath.

Jackie Estacado:
I think... What happens when you die? Well, you don't really die. You come to a place like this. Except it doesn't really feel like a place... It feels more like a memory.

Frank Mortis:
Hey man, I wouldn't hang around here if I was you. There's something seriously weird going on here - I'm serious man! I mean, meat shipments come in all the time right, but nothin' ever f***ing comes out man! It's probably something illegal, like uh... Rhino meat or somethin' y'know!