The Darkness and Tom Markos

Andy Miles:
What's Hell like?

Tom Markos:
Hell is other people.

Andy Miles:
Really?

Tom Markos:
No, Andy. I was being rhetorical. It's not great. Ever see that Estus Pirkle movie?... Nevermind.

Tom Markos:
Now. Do you think I could use your telephone?

Andy Miles:
I'd have thought Satan, of all people, would have a cell phone.

Tom Markos:
I really should have one. I keep putting it off and putting it off... I didn't even get a computer until like three years ago.

Amber Miles:
It's not long distance, is it?

Tom Markos:
It's to the 7th circle of Hell, so, yes.

Amber Miles:
Just don't be on all night.

Tom Markos:
Wonderful. I won't be but a minute. May I use your kitchen?

Amber Miles:
Have at it.

Tom Markos:
Oh! Would you happen to have a fax machine? After I phone my lawyer I'd like to send him the contract to look over.

Andy Miles:
No. We don't have a fax machine.

Tom Markos:
Nevermind. There's an OfficeMax on the way home.