The Devil Bat

Henry Morton:
You're a dreamer, Doc. Too much money is bad for dreamers.

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
So you tried to pay me in flattery, telling me that I'm a dreamer. Well... I *do* dream - dreams that you would *never* guess.

Editor Joe McGinty:
Say, have you ever had a date with a girl?

Reporter Johnny Layton:
A girl? Oh, yes, a girl. I believe I did take a girl out once.

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
Now, rub it on the tender part of your neck.

[after listening to a scientist's theory on the radio]

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
[thick Hungarian accent] Imbecile! Bombastic ignoramus!

Tommy:
[trying the lotion] That feels great... very soothing.

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
I don't think you'll ever use anything else.

Roy Heath:
Goodnight, Dr. Carruthers!

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
Gooooodbye, Roy.

Reporter Johnny Layton:
[to Dr. Paul Carruthers] Not so funny when it's your own jugular vein that's in danger. Is it, doc?

'One-Shot' McGuire:
I'm not feeling too hot, would you take my temperature?

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
You are perfectly alright.

'One-Shot' McGuire:
Oh yeah? Well you should see my tongue, it looks just like a squirrel's tail!

Dr. Paul Carruthers:
I tell you, Layton, expecting a bat to be attracted by the scent of a lotion is all foolishness.