The Double 0 Kid

[Lance is late from work]

Trout:
You're late?

Lance Elliot:
Four minutes, twenty-three seconds... Look, I was chased by a farmer car, I had to lose them.

Trout:
Get some coffee, for me a black one.

Lance Elliot:
Yes, sir.

[Lance offers Trout a cup of coffee]

Lance Elliot:
Pick up the left one.

Trout:
Oh... Why?

Lance Elliot:
Well, you asked for a black coffee?

Trout:
[pics up the cup, smiles] Did you spit in it?

[Trout has a sip and almost spits it out]

Trout:
How much sugar is in this?!

Lance Elliot:
Oh, sorry sir! That one was mine.

[Kseenbaum has got a woom while on driving simulator system.]

Rudi Von Kseenbaum:
What kind of game is this?

Cashpot:
Who said that was a game?