The Doughgirls

Vivian Marsden Halstead:
[At door to hotel] Darling, are you gonna carry me over the threshold?

Arthur Halstead:
[Arms full of luggage] I can't baby. I've got all these other bags. C'mon.

Mr. Jordan:
Of course, the honeymoon couple. I'm sure you'll like our bridal suite. Wonderful view of the Potomac. Although so few of the occupants notice.

Stanley Slade:
[Writing check] Elizabeth Brush Cartwright. How large a donation do you want, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth Brush Cartwright:
Ah, $50?

Stanley Slade:
$50.

Elizabeth Brush Cartwright:
$50 will keep my nursery babies in milk for a month.

Stanley Slade:
Get awfully mildewed won't they?

Edna Stokes Cadman:
How do you like that? I feel like a cheap novel in a circulating library.

Arthur Halstead:
[Reading bills] Valet service, cleaning and pressing, $46! What do you dames do to get your clothes so dirty? What are you, commandos?

Stanley Slade:
I'm changing my will. I've found a new way to beat the inheritance tax. I'm leaving everything to the government.

Sgt. Natalia Moskoroff:
I'm on to fish.

Vivian Marsden Halstead:
That's what the FBI gets for being so nosy.

Sgt. Natalia Moskoroff:
I was in love myself, once - many times!

Sgt. Natalia Moskoroff:
Tonight in my village, there will be dancing in the street!

Edna Stokes Cadman:
Tonight in my village, we'll be sleeping in the street.

Stanley Slade:
I've got a floating kidney.

Vivian Marsden Halstead:
You have?

Stanley Slade:
Yes. I got it in '29 when Columbia Gas hit $7.00 a share.

Arthur Halstead:
Why didn't we get married before we left New York? Why Maryland?

Vivian Marsden Halstead:
Because it's more romantic eloping like this.

Arthur Halstead:
Eloping from what? What's stopping us? You're an orphan and my family disowned me for voting Democratic!

Vivian Marsden Halstead:
You can tell we're in Washington now, Arthur. Look at all the brass hats!

Arthur Halstead:
[chuckles] Brass hats? Vivian, those are cuspidors.