The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Here it is... Virginia City, my kind of town.

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
What constitutes your kind of town?

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Any place I can get rid of you!

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
I'm not crazy about our odds, Duchess, but I like the company!

Gladstone:
Mormons never kill.

Duchess Swansbury:
That's why there are so many of the little buggers.

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
God, oh my God, you're hurt! Is there much pain?

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
It doesn't even hurt. What did you think? That I'd fall apart with one lousy bullet?

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
How many times have you been hit by bullets, Malloy?

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Including this one?

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
Yeah.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Once.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Now let's not get carried away with blood lust. Where is our cup of human kindness? Where's it runneth to?

Cowboy:
It runneth right up your ass, that's where it's runneth to! Somebody get a rope!

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
I think we're safe.

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
You thought taking the money was going to be a cinch, too.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Taking the money was a cinch. It's keeping it that's getting to be a pain in the ass!

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
You know something? A man has got to know what he wants in life. Ain't that right, Duchess?

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
Sure, Charlie.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
And a man has to fight for what he wants. Ain't that right?

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
Sure, Charlie.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
That's why I'm going back and get my money.

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
What!

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
I stole it fair and square and nobody is going to take it away from me!

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
You just shot a man, Malloy!

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
No sh*t!

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
How many men have you shot dead in your life?

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Including this one?

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
Yeah.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
One.

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Duchess, how many times have you been in love?

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
Including this time?

Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy:
Uh-huh.

Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury:
Once.