The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion!

[As Bo & Luke are driving thru Hazzard, testing the rebuilt General Lee]

Luke:
You ARE aware this road goes to Dry Creek?

Bo:
I AM aware this road goes to Dry Creek.

Luke:
You are aware there's no way to get OVER Dry Creek?

Bo:
[Stepping down on the gas, grinning] I am aware there is ONE WAY to get over Dry Creek!

Luke:
Oh, Lordy! We're gonna die!

[Bo drives up on Bubba & Bertha Jo, fighting after the Hazzard Tough Person Contest]

Bo:
Hey, Bubba... Bertha Jo. You REALLY wanna fight?

Bertha Jo:
YEAH! (Smashes Bubba with a right cross)

Bo:
Bertha JO!

[Daisy is warning Riker about her fianc?, Enos]

Daisy:
If Enos comes looking for you, and he FINDS you... .well, he's a Los Angeles Police Sergeant

Riker:
Yeah, well, LA's a long way from Hazzard, babe.

Daisy:
He's not in LA... .BABE. He's that big ole boy that threw you through the window, and he wasn't even mad at you... THEN!

[Mamma Max and Riker are arguing about the Gallium Arsenide ore, that Daisy found]

Mamma Max:
Gallium Arsenide ore. She found it, just like we did.

Riker:
What, that hick chick?

Mamma Max:
Is studying for her DOCTORATE in ECOLOGY, you chauvinist ass! If you went to the beauty parlor, you'd know the local gossip!

Uncle Jesse Duke:
And, Boss Rosco...

Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke:
Boss Rosco? [Luke laughs]

Uncle Jesse Duke:
Well, yeah. Since Boss Hogg died, Rosco inherited all his empire.

Luke:
C'mon, Rosco!

Boss:
Well, I had a little help from... from Boss Hogg.

Everybody:
Boss Hogg? What?

Mamma Max:
Who?

Boss:
My little fat buddy.