The Experiment

[first lines]

Travis:
[playing shuffleboard] You suck, don't you?

Gertrude:
You suck.

Travis:
Yeah, I suck so bad I just skunked you. Which means, you gotta eat your pills.

Gertrude:
You're supposed to be nice to me.

Travis:
I am nice to you. It's not my fault you got no game.

Gertrude:
You suck, Travis.

Travis:
I know.

Barris:
We are strangers in a strange time.

Chase:
I only have three rules: eat twat, smoke pot, and smile a lot.

Oscar:
[to Helweg] Memo to Adolf, the uniform isn't real.

Nix:
Expert in the penitentiary system, are you boy?

Travis:
I just watch a lot of Discovery Channel.

Archaleta:
Justice is what keeps us safe as a society. Ordered law.

Travis:
Justice is what starts wars. And eye for and eye for an eye. It takes a turning of the cheek for this species to evolve.

Archaleta:
Ah, so you're the one who knows what it's going to take for this society to evolve.

Travis:
I'm just regurgitating what people have been saying for a long time.

Nix:
Still think we're higher on the evolutionary chain than monkeys?

Travis:
Yeah, 'cause we can still do something about it.