The Flamingo Kid

Jeffrey Willis:
Gin, Phil.

Jeffrey Willis:
Listen, Pal, I'll have you know that I know Jujitsu, Karate, Judo, and some other big words, so don't mess with me alright?

Alfred Schultz:
So where's my blind date?

Hawk Ganz:
She'll be here! They're coming all the way in from the Bronx.

Alfred Schultz:
So what? Are you fixing me up with a bimbo?

Hawk Ganz:
Oh no, they're young girls... Bimbettes.

Steve Dawkins:
I think I'm gonna be sick.

Hawk Ganz:
Well, don't do it on my shirt.

Steve Dawkins:
It's your shirt that's making me sick.

Arthur Willis:
There only two important things in living - finding out what you do well and finding out what makes you happy. And if God is smiling on you, they're both the same thing.

Arthur Willis:
What are you looking at? Eat your halibut and mind your own business.

Jeffrey Willis:
Yeah, eat your halibut and mind your own business.